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• Home is the place where, when you have to go there because everything else is closed, they have to take you in.
• A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back the when it begins to rain.
  -- Robert Fro...
• A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it rains.
  -- Robert Fro...
• Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home.
  -- David Fro...
• No matter where you go, you'll have to go someplace else.
• Have you ever wanted to go home and kick the kids??? Get help!!!
• E.T. GO HOME!!! (And take your Smurfs with you.)
• It's time to go on a diet when the man from Prudential offers you group insurance.
  Or when you take a shower and you have to let out the shower curtain....
• The woods are lovely, dark and deep. But I have promises to keep, And miles to go before I sleep.
  -- Robert Frost, "Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening", 1923...