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HE: Let's end it all, bequeathin' our brains to science.
SHE: What?!? Science got enough trouble with their OWN brains. -- Walt Kelley...
He asked me if I knew what time it was -- I said yes, but not right now. -- S. Wrigh
He didn't run for reelection. "Politics brings you into contact with all the people you'd give anything to avoid," he said.
I'm staying home." -- Garrison Keillor, "Lake Wobegone Day...
He does it with a better grace, but I do it more natural. -- William Shakespeare, "Twelfth-Nigh
He draweth out the thread of his verbosity finer than the staple of his argument.
-- William Shakespeare, "Love's Labour's Lo...
He gave her a look that you could have poured on a waffle.
He had occasional flashes of silence that made his conversation perfectly delightful.
-- Sydney Smith...
He had that rare weird electricity about him -- that extremely wild and heavy presence that you only see in a person who has abandoned all hope of ever behaving "normally.
-- Hunter S. Thompson, "F...
He hadn't a single redeeming vice. -- Oscar Wilde
He has been known by many names; the Prince of Lies, the Director, Lucifer, Belial, and once, at a party, some obnoxious drunk kept calling him "Dude".
-- Stig's Inferno...

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