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Having a wonderful wine, wish you were beer.
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain. -- Martin Mull
Having no talent is no longer enough. -- Gore Vidal
Having nothing, nothing can he lose. -- William Shakespeare, "Henry VI
Having the fewest wants, I am nearest to the gods. -- Socrate
Having wandered helplessly into a blinding snowstorm Sam was greatly relieved to see a sturdy Saint Bernard dog bounding toward him with the traditional keg of brandy strapped to his collar.
"At la...
Hawk, we're going to die." "Never say die... and certainly never say we." -- M*A*S*H
Hawkeye's Conclusion: It's not easy to play the clown when you've got to run the whole circus.
He: Do you like Kipling? She: Oh, you naughty boy, I don't know! I've never kippled!
He: "If I made love to you, would you yell?" She: "What do you want me to yell?" -- Benny Hill

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