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Have you ever felt like a wounded cow halfway between an oven and a pasture?
walking in a trance toward a pregnant seventeen-year-old housewife's two-day-old cookbook?...
Have you ever met a man of good character where women are concerned?
Well, I haven't....
Have you ever noticed that the people who are always trying to tell you `there's a time for work and a time for play' never find the time for play?
Have you flogged your kid today?
Have you locked your file cabinet?
Have you noticed that all you need to grow healthy, vigorous grass is a crack in your sidewalk?
Have you seen the latest Japanese camera? Apparently it is so fast it can photograph an American with his mouth shut!
Have you seen the old man in the closed down market, Kicking up the papers in his worn out shoes?
Have you seen the well-to-do, up and down Park Avenue?
Having a baby isn't so bad. If you're a female Emperor penguin in the Antarctic.
She lays the egg, rolls it over to the father, then takes off for warmer weather where she eats and eats and eats....

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