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He thought he saw an albatross That fluttered 'round the lamp.
He looked again and saw it was A penny postage stamp....
He thought of Musashi, the Sword Saint, standing in his garden more than three hundred years ago.
What is the 'Body of a rock'?" he was asked....
He] took me into his library and showed me his books, of which he had a complete set.
-- Ring Lardne...
He walks as if balancing the family tree on his nose.
He was a cowboy, mister, and he loved the land. He loved it so much he made a woman out of dirt and married her.
But when he kissed her, she disintegrated. Later, at the funeral, when the preache...
He was part of my dream, of course -- but then I was part of his dream too. -- Lewis Carroll
He was so narrow-minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes.
He was the sort of person whose personality would be greatly improved by a terminal illness.
He who always plows a straight furrow is in a rut.
He who attacks the fundamentals of the American broadcasting industry attacks democracy itself.
-- William S. Paley, chairman of CBS...

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