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• Everything's great in this good old world; (This is the stuff they can always use.
  ) God's in his heaven, the hill's dew-pearled; (This will provide for baby's shoes....
• Hark! they whisper; angels say, Sister spirit, come away!
  -- Alexander Pope (1688-1744) -- The Dying Christian to his Soul...
• If it takes a man and a half a day and a half to dig a hole and a half, how many days does it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?
  Thirteen, because boy dogs can't have puppies....
• Hark! What light through yonder afro breaks?
• Hark, what mail from yonder modem breaks?
• The local minister noticed a little girl standing outside of his door with a basket of kittens.
  "Hello, little girl, what do you have there?" "These are my Democratic kittens," she replied....