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• Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. -- Woody Alle
• On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.
  The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you....
• I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars.
  -- Fred Alle...
• I can't understand why a person will take a year or two to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars.
  -- Fred Alle...
• If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job. -- Woody Alle
• One thing about intellectuals, they proved that they can be absolutely brilliant and have no idea what's going on.
  -- Woody Allen, "Annie Hall...
• Sarcasm is a dying art, and one of my few talents......