Didn't I Buy A 1951 Packard From You Last March In Cairo?" -- Zippy The Pinhead

Didn't I Buy A 1951 Packard From You Last March In Cairo?" -- Zippy The Pinhead

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"Didn't I buy a 1951 Packard from you last March in Cairo?"
-- Zippy the Pinhead

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Didn't I buy a 1951 Packard from you last March in Cairo?" -- Zippy the Pinhead
I guess you guys got BIG MUSCLES from doing too much STUDYING! -- Zippy the Pinhead
I need to discuss BUY-BACK PROVISIONS with at least six studio SLEAZEBALLS!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
Now, I think it would be GOOD to buy FIVE or SIX STUDEBAKERS and CRUISE for ARTIFICIAL FLAVORING!
! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
An INK-LING? Sure -- TAKE one!! Did you BUY any COMMUNIST UNIFORMS?? -- Zippy the Pinhead
In 1962, you could buy a pair of SHARKSKIN SLACKS, with a ``Continental Belt,'' for $
10.99!! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
I appoint you ambassador to Fantasy Island!!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
I have a very good DENTAL PLAN. Thank you. -- Zippy the Pinhead
You can't hurt me!! I have an ASSUMABLE MORTGAGE!! -- Zippy the Pinhead