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• Canada has two months: Winter and July 11.
• We don't pay taxes. Only the little people pay taxes.
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• He that lives on hope has but a slender diet.
• In all life one should comfort the afflicted, but verily, also, one should afflict the comfortable, and especially when they are comfortably, contentedly, even happily wrong.
  -- John Kenneth Galbraith, Guardian (London, 28 July 1989)...
• Bart sighs at photo of Skinner] Lisa: Wow, I never thought Principal Skinner could become any more of a square, but there's the proof.
  Bart: It's weird, Lis: I miss him as a friend, but I miss him even more as an enemy....
• For the majority of People, smoking has a beneficial effect.
  -- Dr. Ian G. Macdonald, Los Angeles surgeon, quoted in Newsweek , Nov.18th 1963....
• Jolt is for Windows programmers. It's typical IBM PC
  it goes in brown and comes out yellow. Mountain Dew is for Macintosh programme...
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