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Do you think what we're doing is wrong?" "Of course it's wrong!
It's illegal!" "I've never done anything illegal before....
Do you think your mother and I should have lived comfortably so long together if ever we had been married?
Do you want to know what's ahead for you, in your happiness at home, your business success?
Here's a telling test: Look in the mirror....
Do your otters do the shimmy? Do they like to shake their tails?
Do your wombats sleep in tophats? Is your garden full of snails?...
Do your part to help preserve life on Earth -- by trying to preserve your own.
Doctors and lawyers must go to school for years and years, often with little sleep and with great sacrifice to their first wives.
-- Roy G. Blount, Jr....
Documentation: Instructions translated from Swedish by Japanese for English speaking persons.
Documentation is the castor oil of programming. Managers know it must be good because the programmers hate it so much.
Documentation is the castor oil of programming. Managers know it must be good because the programmers hate it so much.
Does a good farmer neglect a crop he has planted? Does a good teacher overlook even the most humble student?
Does a good father allow a single child to starve? Does a good programmer refuse to maintai...

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