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Being about to pitch his camp in a likely place, and hearing there was no hay to be had for the cattle, "What a life," said he, "is ours, since we must live according to the convenience of asses!
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Being a doormat gets you walked on.
Being a frog isn't as bad as it seems. Whenever anything bugs them, they eat it.
Being against torture ought to be sort of a bipartisan thing. -- Karl Lehenbaue
Being against torture ought to be sort of a multipartisan thing.
-- Karl Lehenbauer, as amended by Jeff Daiell, a Libertaria...
Being a ghost seems like the most wearying thing I can think of.
Have you ever studied Latin? Okay, the second most wearying. -- Stephen Brust, _Agyar_...
Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth. -- Will Roge
Being alive: Concentrating on goals, not limitations.
Being a mime means never having to say you're sorry.
Being a miner, as soon as you're too old and tired and sick and stupid to do your job properly, you have to go, where the very opposite applies with the judges.
-- Beyond the Fringe...

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