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Being psychotic is all it's cracked up to be.
Being reincarnated as an answering machine is the pits.
Keep your karma clean by leaving your name, number, message, and the time that you called....
Being rich isn't a sin. It's a %$#!@)^ miracle!
Being rich means that you don't have to wait for the paperback.
Being right too soon is socially unacceptable.
Being schizophrenic is better than living alone.
Being seven points behind gives you a definite psychological advantage.
Being sexy is a dirty job, but somebody's got to do i
Being source-challenged is no problem. It's when you're documentation-challenged that difficulties arise.
-- Henry Spence...
Being stoned on marijuana isn't very different from being stoned on gin. -- Ralph Nade

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