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Being baldpate is an unfailing sex magnet.
Being blind, you cannot read the formula on the scroll.
Being confused, you mispronounce the magic words ...
Being creative is a job.
Being depressed by the poor isn't much worse than being bored by the rich
Being disintegrated makes me ve-ry an-gry! <huff, huff>
Being entirely honest with oneself is a good exercise. -- Sigmund Freud
Being frustrated is disagreeable, but the real disasters in life begin when you get what you want.
-- Irving Kristol...
Being generous is inborn; being altruistic is a learned perversity.
No resemblance ... -- Lazarus Long, from Robert A. Heinlein's "Time Enough For Love...
Being good at being stupid doesn't count.

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