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Be kind to animals. Take a bitch to dinner.
Be kind to animals.....Take your Boss to lunch......
Be kind to dumb animals, and give small birds root beer.
Be kind to my remains; and oh defend, Against your judgment, your departed friend!
-- John Dryden (1631-1700) -- Epistle to Congreve, Line 72...
Be kind to your inferiors, if you can find any.
Be kind to your mother-in-law. Babysitters are expensive.
BELA LUGOSI is my co-pilot.. -- Zippy the Pinhead
Bela Lugosi's dead. How about you?
Be less curious about people and more curious about ideas.
-- Marie Curie (standard advice to reporters seeking interviews) The plain truth is that the reporter's trade is for young men....
Belief gets in the way of learning. -- Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love

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