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Being a New Yorker is never having to say you're sorry. -- Lily Tomli
Being a nice guy does not imply that you always finish last.
Sometimes, it will happen that you don't even get the chance to start....
Being a pain in the ass is a prerogative of the creative mind.
Being a parent means knowing where the plunger is at all times.
Being a politician is like being a football coach: you have to be smart enough to understand the game, but dumb enough to think it's important.
-- Eugene McCarthy...
Being asked whether it was better to marry or not, he replied, "Whichever you do, you will repent it.
-- Diogenes Laertius (c. 200 AD) -- Socrates, xvi...
Being average is being the best of the worst, or the worst of the best.
Being a viking, I eat raw software
Being a well-dressed man is a career, and he who goes in for it has no time for anything else.
-- Heywood Brou...
Being a woman is a terribly difficult trade, since it consists principally of dealings with men.
-- Conrad...

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