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• Classical music is the kind that we keep hoping will turn into a tune. -- Kin Hubbard
• Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune. HUBBARD
• A good listener is usually thinking about something else. -- Kin Hubbard
• Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
  -- Frank McKinney Hubbard (1868-1930), "Abe Martin's Broadcast", 1930...
• About the only thing we have left that actually discriminates in favor of the plain people is the stork.
  -- Kin Hubbard...
• No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after-dinner speech will counteract it.
  -- Kin Hubbard...
• I kind of like it. Interesting percussion section." "Those are cannons.
  "And they perform this in crowded concert halls? Gee, I thought classical music was boring!...
• The love we give away is the only one we keep. -- Elbert Hubbard
• There's too much Sax and Violins in Classical Music!