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BURBULATION: The obsessive act of opening and closing a refrigerator door in an attempt to catch it before the automatic light comes on.
-- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friend...
Bureau Termination, Law of: When a government bureau is scheduled to be phased out, the number of employees in that bureau will double within 12 months after the decision is made.
bureaucracy, n: A method for transforming energy into solid waste.
bureaucrat, n: A politician who has tenure.
Burke's Postulates: Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
Don't create a problem for which you do not have the answer....
Burnt Sienna. That's the best thing that ever happened to Crayolas. -- Ken Weave
Bus error -- driver executed.
Bus error -- please leave by the rear door.
Bushydo -- the way of the shrub. Bonsai!
Business is a good game -- lots of competition and minimum of rules.
You keep score with money. -- Nolan Bushnell, founder of Atari...

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