Bureau Termination, Law Of: When A Government Bureau Is Scheduled To Be Phased Out, The Number Of Employees In That Bureau Will Double Within 12 Months After The Decision Is Made.

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Bureau Termination, Law of:
When a government bureau is scheduled to be phased out,
the number of employees in that bureau will double within
12 months after the decision is made.

When the government bureau's remedies don't match your problem, you modify the problem, not the remedy.
When the government bureau's remedies do not match your problem, you modify the problem, not the remedy.
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When the government bureau's remedies do not match your problem, you modify the problem, not the remedy.
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Bureau Termination, Law Of: When A Government Bureau Is Scheduled To Be Phased Out, The Number Of Employees In That Bureau Will Double Within 12 Months After The Decision Is Made.

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