Before You Speak, Just Remember That You Will Not Be Asked To Explain What You Did Not Say!
Before you speak, just remember that you will not be asked to explain what
you did not say!
Monica: Oh, and I can also speak a little French. Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?
(Mischa laughs) Why? What did I say? Mischa: Well, you just asked if I wanted to go to bed with you tonight....
You know what it's like to be dead. It's just like it was before you were born.
Remember what it was like before you were born? -- Eva...
FORTUNE'S GUIDE TO DEALING WITH REAL-LIFE SCIENCE FICTION
#2 What to do... if you get a phone call from Ma...
Sometimes you just gotta say `what the heck'.
Sometimes you just have to say "What the hell".
Hear twice before you speak once.
So, Bill, how DID you explain Gennifer to the President??
It was one of those parties where you cough twice before you speak, and then decide not to say it after all.
-- P. G. Wodehouse...
Half of what I say is meaningless But I say it just to reach you...