Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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All most men really want in life is a wife, a house, two kids and a car, a cat, no maybe a dog.
Ummm, scratch one of the kids and add a dog. Definitely a dog....
All most people ask of life is a constant and exaggerated sense of their own importance.
All most people want is a little more than they'll ever get.
All my friends and I are crazy. That's the only thing that keeps us sane.
All my friends are getting married, Yes, they're all growing old, They're all staying home on the weekend, They're all doing what they're told.
All my life I wanted to be someone; I guess I should have been more specific. -- Jane Wagne
ALL NEW: Parts not interchangeable with previous model.
All newspaper editorial writers ever do is come down from the hills after the battle is over and shoot the wounded.
All of the animals except man know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it.
All of the people in my building are insane. The guy above me designs synthetic hairballs for ceramic cats.
The lady across the hall tried to rob a department store... with a pricing gun... She sai...

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