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All Most Men Really Want In Life Is A Wife, A House, Two Kids And A Car, A Cat, No Maybe A Dog.
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All most men really want in life is a wife, a house, two kids and a car,
a cat, no maybe a dog. Ummm, scratch one of the kids and add a dog.
Definitely a dog.
Related:
Wife who put husband in dog-house often find in cat house.
True life begins when the kids leave home and the dog dies.
Wife who puts husband in dog house, often finds him in cat house.
C&W music backward: get yer dog, wife, job, truck, kids, n'sobriety back
My advice to any diplomat who wants to have a good press is to have two or three kids and a dog.
-- Carl Rowa...
Life does not begin at the moment of conception or the moment of birth.
It begins when the kids leave home and the dog dies....
You may be redneck... if you've named one of you kids after a good dog.
A dog is a dog, a bird is a bird, a cat is a person.
The dog's life is a good life, for a dog. -- Edward Abbey
