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• Oscar Wilde: I wish I had said that. Whistler: You will, Oscar; you will. -- Oscar Wilde
• Mind if I smoke?" "I don't care if you burst into flames and die!
• I beg your pardon, I didn't recognize you -- I've changed a lot. -- Oscar Wilde
• I was saying, continued the Rocket, I was saying - What was I saying?
  You were talking about yourself, replied the Roman Candle....
• You know what a woman's curiosity is. Almost as great as a man's!
  -- Oscar Wilde, "An Ideal Husband...
• Ah! don't say you agree with me. When people agree with me I always feel that I must be wrong.
  -- Oscar Wilde...
• Ah! Don't say that you agree with me. When People agree with me I always feel that I must be wrong.
  --Oscar Wilde...
• Either the wallpaper goes or I do. -- Oscar Wilde, last word
• FIDDLE, n. An instrument to tickle human ears by friction of a horse's tail on the entrails of a cat.
  To Rome said Nero: "If to smoke you turn I shall not cease to fiddle while you burn....