What's That Thing?" "Well, It's A Highly Technical, Sensitive Instrument We Use In Computer Repair.

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"What's that thing?"
"Well, it's a highly technical, sensitive instrument we use in
computer repair. Being a layman, you probably can't grasp exactly what
it does. We call it a two-by-four."
-- "Shoe", Jeff MacNelly

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