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• How many DR. ROCKETs -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  juSt ONe, BUt he CHAngES It tO RADioACtIVE dusT WItH HIs NuclEAR WArHead!!...
• How many lesbians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three. One to screw it in and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man....
• How many sax players -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Sixty. One to change the bulb and fifty-nine to talk about how much better Michael Brecker would have done it....
• How many Geminis -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two (of course) but it will take all week, and when they're done the light bulb will do your homework, speak French, and shine any color you want it to....
• How many missionaries -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One, and thirty natives to see the light....
• How many psychologists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Just one, but the light bulb has to really WANT to change....
• How many veterinarians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three. One to change the bulb and two more to complain that an MD makes ten times as much for the same procedure!...