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• Aquarium = Kitty Boob Tube
• How do you change a blonde's mind? Buy her another beer.
• Rev. Lovejoy: Now, today's Christian doesn't think he needs God.
  He thinks he's got it made. He's got his hi-fi....
• It's like the blonde leading the blonde...
• Recovering blonde.
• Programmers stick to the BASICs!
• Bart: It's back to the basics, classic "Itchy & Scratchy.
  Lisa: We should thank our lucky stars that they're still putting on a program of this caliber after so many years....
• Beer.....beer...beer.....beer....beer....beer.....beer.
• Fallopian tube - part of a television.