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• Q: What's the Blonde's cheer? A: I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.
  L.O.N... ah, oh well.. I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea....
• Q: What does a blonde do first theing in the morning?
  A: She goes home. Q: Why does blonde have fur on the hem of her dress?...
• How do you change a blonde's mind? Buy her another beer.
• Q: Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall? A
  To see what was on the other side. Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering wheels?...
• What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Gifted!
• A master was asked the question, "What is the Way?" by a curious monk.
  "It is right before your eyes," said the master. "Why do I not see it for myself?...
• Love is when you look into your lover's eyes and see God smiling back at you. -- Solomon Sho
• Ask a toad what is beauty?...a female with two great round eyes coming out of her little head, a large flat mouth, a yellow belly and a brown back.
  -- Voltaire (1694-1778)...
• Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common?
  A: You don't know how much either of them mean to you until they go down on you....