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• If the misery of the poor be caused not by the laws of nature, but by our institutions, great is our sin.
  -- Charles Darwi...
• You cannot slander human nature; it is worse than words can paint it. -- Charles Haddon Spurgeo
• I'm looking for freedom - can you direct me?
• Cats with blue eyes are invariably deaf. -- Charles Darwi
• Charles Darwin was a naturalist who wrote the organ of the species.
• Thus, from the war of nature, from famine and death, the most exalted object which we are capable of conceiving, namely, the production of the higher animals, directly follows.
  -- Charles Darwi...
• If you can't tell a fib, make it a BIG lie.
• How can you tell a JAP at the funeral parlor? She's the one in the black tennis outfit.
• You can tell she really cared for me. She didn't make me a pallbearer.
  -- Grampa watches the pallbearers struggle with the casket, "Old Money...