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• IRCA - Incredulous Ripped-off Consumer Association -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
• QUEUE Something that supermarket supervisors obviously have no idea how to manage.
  It's tempting when you're waiting to grab a PA microphone and shout "Yes, shoppers, don't leave yet, 'cos we've got mega bargains now!...
• VARNISH What you promise yourself you'll do to that unfinished furniture you have bought.
  And still haven't done twenty years later when it begins to fall apart....
• QUIBBLE Recreational sport. Quibbling began as a pastime for bored consumers.
  Since then it has spread, and we can soon expect to see Olympic Quibbling....
• RETURN An experience of sheer terror. Here's some advice for when you want to return goods to their place of purchase.
  - Find the receipt. Okay, so you only bought your product X yesterday, the shop you bought it from probably only sells an X once in a blue moon and the shopkeeper in question has known you personally for a period of decades....
• TELEMARKETING The practice of ringing you up when you're on the toilet just to ask you what you think about council merge
  would you like to donate to charity X, or would you like to get Call Waiting put on your phone....
• WALL Structure of astounding simplicity. In terms of building and design, you can't get much simpler than a wall.
  Actually, no, I'm wrong, a floor is simpler to build....
• WADE A modified version of swimming for when you either just don't feel like actual swimming
  have a paranoid fear of sharks or man-eating tuna, or have happened to arrive at the beach with a severe lack of bathing apparatus....