QUIBBLE
Recreational sport. Quibbling began as a pastime for bored
consumers. Since then it has spread, and we can soon expect to see
Olympic Quibbling.
"Here come's Anderson, Quibbling for Australia... yes, he's
asking about the discount price... oh, and the special bonus offer.
That shop assistant's on the run now... and I think he's getting
ready to deal his most devastating final blow... yes, he's noticed
the scratch in the upper corner. But oh no! He's just mentioned how
they used to make them in the old days! Anderson has just
bullshitted! Sensational news! Anderson, out of the Quibbling Final
on a bullshit. Tragedy for the young athlete..."
-- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
SPECIAL GUESTS
What used to be known as a support act. When listening to support
acts at concerts, look out for the drunken teenager nearby who has
decided that he doesn't like them, and is demanding almost
incomprehensibly that they "geeeeett offffff!...
