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• Its GOOD to be the King! (Mel Brooks)
• Piss on you, I'm workin' for Mel Brooks!
• Brooks: [Yiddish voice] What's with the sir -- [normal voice] What's with the siren?
  Wiggum: Evening, Simpson. You got a short and your taillight started blinking when you made that turn....
• If Presidents don't do it to their wives, they do it to the country. -- Mel Brook
• We are usually the best men when in the worst health. English Proverb
• Being average is being the best of the worst, or the worst of the best.
• Society in every state is a blessing, but government even in its best state is but a necessary evil
  in its worst state an intolerable one; for when we suffer, or are exposed to the same miseries *by a government*, which we might expect in a country *without government*, our calamities is heightened by reflecting that we furnish the means by which we suffer....
• It was the best of lines, it was the worst of lines.
• It was the best of taglines, it was the worst of taglines.