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• Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
  -- Mel Brook...
• Its GOOD to be the King! (Mel Brooks)
• If Shaw and Einstein couldn't beat death, what chance have I got? Practically none. -- Mel Brook
• Zero Mostel: That's it baby! When you got it, flaunt it!
  Flaunt it! -- Mel Brooks, "The Produce...
• Brooks: [Yiddish voice] What's with the sir -- [normal voice] What's with the siren?
  Wiggum: Evening, Simpson. You got a short and your taillight started blinking when you made that turn....
• Homer: Oh, wow! I can't believe my very first passenger is comedy legend Mel Brooks!
  I _love_ that movie "Young Frankenstein"... scared the hell out of me....
• Hope for the best. Expect the worst. Life is a play. We're unrehearsed. -- Mel Brook
• If Presidents don't do it to their wives, they do it to the country. -- Mel Brook
• You really piss me off.