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• The worst men often give the best advice. -- Bailey
• You are at your very best when things are at their worst.
• The worst thing men is that when not drunk they are sober.
• When I was a child, there were times when we had to entertain ourselves.
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• Advice is least heeded when most needed. -- English Proverb
• Love and eggs are best when they are fresh. -- Russian Proverb