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• It has been said that fish is a good brain food. That's a fallacy.
  But brains are a good fish food! -- Mel Brook...
• Piss on you, I'm workin' for Mel Brooks!
• Hope for the best. Expect the worst. Life is a play. We're unrehearsed. -- Mel Brook
• If Presidents don't do it to their wives, they do it to the country. -- Mel Brook
• The 2,000-year-old Man's Secrets of Longevity 1. Don't run for a bus--there'll always be another.
  2. Never, ever touch fried food. 3. Stay out of a Ferrari or any other small Italian car....
• As long as the world is turning and spinning we're gonna be dizzy and we're gonna make mistakes.
  -- Mel Brook...
• If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us airline tickets. -- Mel Brook
• If Shaw and Einstein couldn't beat death, what chance have I got? Practically none. -- Mel Brook
• Leo, he who hesitates is poor. -- Zero Mostel (in The Producers, screenplay by Mel Brooks)