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• Len: Hey Einstein, put down your reading. It's lunchtime!
  Homer: Ah, you go ahead. Len: Hey, you don't want to eat?...
• I'll make a wish that can't backfire. I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce and mustard, and, &l
  and> I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises....
• Moe: What's the matter, Homer? You're not your normal effervescent self.
  Homer: I got my problems, Moe. Give me another one....
• Banner: Pet shop, eh? Well, I just have one question.
  What kind of pet shop is filled with rambunctious yahoos and hot jazz music at 1 am?...
• Krusty: Hey, hey! Hoo-huh-huh-ha-ha! Homer: [gags] Krusty
  What's the matter. Oh, yeah, my grotesque appearance!...
• Carl: Hey, Homer, are you sure it's OK to smoke Cuban cigars and gamble here now that your wife's a cop?
  Homer: Are you kidding? Being a cop husband is one mighty sweet deal!...
• Nick: I know I'm supposed to cut something, but what?
  [removes surgical mask] And where? Lisa: [from the amphitheatre] Hey!...
• Jessica: Hey, Bart. [Bart looks away] What?
  What's wrong? Bart: Well, Jessica...I don't think we should hang out together any more....
• Homer: [thinking to himself] Me in charge of safety?
  This place could blow sky-high. Naah, I'll concentrate on my work now....