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• Oh my! What is that smell! [sees Homer] Oh, it's you. -- Pet shop owner, "Lisa's Pony
• Narrator: With rum-running hoodlums in the catbird seat, Springfield sent for the one man who could clean up the town and shoot the gangste
  Rex Banner. -- Or is that shoot up the town and clean the gangsters?...
• When I was little, I went into a pet shop and they asked how big I'd get. -- Rodney Dangerfield
• Banner: Well, what are you waiting for? Somebody to kiss you goodbye?
  Wiggum: Well... no, no, no... I guess not. -- Can I at least have my invisible typewriter?...
• How many Pet Shop Boys -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One to change it and one to sit around looking bored....
• Sometimes, you're better off dead. There's a gun in your hand, it's pointing at your head.
  -- Pet Shop Boy...
• Ned: Calm down, Neddly diddily diddily diddily, doodily.
  They did their best shodaiddily iddily iddily diddily diddily....
• The idea that someone like that could operate under my very nose is _laughable_.
  [starts a sickly laughter that sounds like a spasm] Well, you all know what laughter sounds like, don't you?...
• Homer: Huh? Golf course? Did I dream that whole thing?
  Maybe the desert was just this sand trap. Oh, and I bet that crazy pyramid was just the pro shop....