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• A joke is like watching a woman get out of a car -- sometimes you see it and sometimes you don't.
  -- Max Mille...
• Sometimes you get the elevator, sometimes the shaft.
• Life is like quotations. Sometimes, it makes you laugh.
  Sometimes, it makes you cry. Most of the time, you don't get it....
• Sometimes you get beer, sometimes beer gets you.
• Prozac: Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't.
• Creativity is not always bred in an environment of tranquility
  sometimes you have to squeeze a little to get the paste out of the tube....
• And sometimes the bear eats you.
• Sometimes the message has to be blunt so you will see the point.
• Reality is good sometimes for kicks, but don't let it get you down.