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Life Is Like Quotations. Sometimes, It Makes You Laugh.
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Life is like quotations. Sometimes, it makes you laugh.
Sometimes, it makes you cry. Most of the time, you don't get it.
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Sometimes you get the elevator, sometimes the shaft.
Life is like an onion: you peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep.
-- Carl Sandburg...
Life is like an onion; layer upon layer upon layer, it leaves a bad taste in your mouth, and it makes you want to cry.
-- Pink...
A joke is like watching a woman get out of a car -- sometimes you see it and sometimes you don't.
-- Max Mille...
Sometimes you get beer, sometimes beer gets you.
Prozac: Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't.
Sometimes the things you most wish for are not to be touched. -- Into the Wood
And sometimes the bear eats you.
