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• Life is like quotations. Sometimes, it makes you laugh.
  Sometimes, it makes you cry. Most of the time, you don't get it....
• Sometimes you get the elevator, sometimes the shaft.
• And sometimes the bear eats you.
• A joke is like watching a woman get out of a car -- sometimes you see it and sometimes you don't.
  -- Max Mille...
• Sometimes I feel like I'm fading away, Looking at me, I got nothin' to say.
  Don't make me angry with the things games that you play, Either light up or leave me alone....
• Sometimes you get beer, sometimes beer gets you.
• Hi. Do you ever feel, like, your head is full of sand
  ot your regular loose sand mind you, but compacted sand, and there were like, I dunno, bugs or something jumping up and down on the compacted sand?...
• You have to be cheerful sometimes, you know.