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• If you want the best things to happen in corporate life you have to find ways to be hospitable to the unusual person.
  You don't get innovation as a democratic process....
• For best results, squeeze from the bottom of the tube.
• I just bought a Chihuahua. It's the dog for lazy people.
  You don't have to walk it. Just hold it out the window and squeeze. -- Anthony Clark...
• Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it's hard to get it back in. -- H.R. Haldema
• Did you hear about one penile desensitizer that's so effective that you have to stroke the tube for five minutes to get the cap off.
• A joke is like watching a woman get out of a car -- sometimes you see it and sometimes you don't.
  -- Max Mille...
• Life, you know, is rather like opening a tin of sardines.
  We are all of us looking for the key. And I wonder, how many of you here tonight have wasted years of your lives looking behind the kitchen dressers of this life for that key?...