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• As funny as a screen door on a submarine.
• He who enters his wife's dressing room is a philosopher or a fool. -- Balzac
• I have a friend who is so stupid that he tried to enter the 1-900-SPELLIT contest, but he kept getting the wrong number.
• A man who enters into marriage thinking he will educate his wife is guilty of the same stupidity as a wife who enters into marriage thinking she will reform her new husband.
  Both of these folks are in for a lot of reform and a good deal of education, but it may not be as helpful as they thought....
• Projectee - Who is in front of screen as movie starts.
• An actor entering through the door, you've got nothing.
  But if he enters through the window, you've got a situation. -- Billy Wilde...
• Quote #552 Kirk's mind raced as he quickly assessed his situatio
  he shields were down, the warp drive and impulse engines were dead, life support was failing fast, and the Enterprise was plummeting out of control toward the surface of Epsilon VI and, as Scotty and Spock searched frantically through the manuals trying to find a way to save them all, Kirk vowed, as he stared at the solid blue image filling the main view screen, that never again would he allow a Microsoft operating system to control his ship....