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• Is it weird in here, or is it just me? -- Steven Wrigh
• My friend Winnie is a procrastinator. He didn't get his birthmark until he was eight years old.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• I had my coathangers spayed. -- Steven Wrigh
• My brother sent me a postcard the other day with this big satellite photo of the entire earth on it.
  On the back it said: "Wish you were here". -- Steven Wrigh...
• My brother sent me a postcard the other day with this big sattelite photo of the entire earth on it.
  On the back it said: "Wish you were here". -- Steven Wrigh...
• So, do you live around here often? -- Steven Wrigh
• My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. -- Steven Wrigh
• Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. -- Steven Wrigh
• I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. -- Steven Wrigh