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• So, do you live around here often? -- Stephen Wrigh
• I was in a bar and I walked up to a beautiful woman and said, "Do you live around here often?
  She said, "You're wearing two different-color socks....
• One day, when I came home from work, I accidently put my car key in the door of my apartment building.
  .. I turned it... and the whole building started up....
• Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country. -- Steven Wrigh
• Every so often, I like to go to the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• Do you come here often?
• Here are my categories, with examples (his): -- Steven Wrigh
• Is it weird in here, or is it just me? -- Steven Wrigh
• I have an existential map. It has 'You are here' written all over it. -- Steven Wrigh