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• Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song? -- Steven Wrigh
• Forgot to pay his brain bill.
• They say we're 98 percent water. We're that close to drowning.
  ..[picks up his glass of water from the stool]...I like to live on the edge... -- Steven Wrigh...
• Here are my categories, with examples (his): -- Steven Wrigh
• If God dropped acid, would he see people? -- Steven Wrigh
• It only rains straight down. God doesn't do windows. -- Steven Wrigh
• If you can't hear me, it's because I'm in parentheses. -- Steven Wrigh
• I got a chain letter by fax. It's very simple. You just fax a dollar bill to everybody on the list.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it. -- Steven Wrigh