This Is Frank. You Can Leave Me A Message, But I Must Warn You I Get Annoyed With Messages That Are Hard To Read.

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This is Frank. You can leave me a message, but I must warn you
I get annoyed with messages that are hard to read. So please
use your shift key appropriately, avoid overdoing punctuation,
and spell-check your message, or I might ignore it.
-- Answering machine madness - befuddle the caller