This is Frank. You can leave me a message, but I must warn you
I get annoyed with messages that are hard to read. So please
use your shift key appropriately, avoid overdoing punctuation,
and spell-check your message, or I might ignore it.
-- Answering machine madness - befuddle the caller
I get annoyed with messages that are hard to read. So please
use your shift key appropriately, avoid overdoing punctuation,
and spell-check your message, or I might ignore it.
-- Answering machine madness - befuddle the caller
Related:
- Hello, you have reached dial an unpopular luncheon meat, I am
pimento loaf, leave me a message.
-- Answering machine madness - befuddle the calle... - Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right
now.
Leave a message, and then wait by your phone until I call you back.... - Fairly boring message:) This is John. I can't come to the
phone right now, but if you leave a message at the tone, I'll
return your call.
(Now, re-record the message every morning. Frequent callers will notice that something sounds different, but will be confused since the words are exactly the same.... - This is Alan. Leave me a message and tell me what I can do
to.
.. I mean, do FOR you. -- Answering machine madness - playing with the calle... - I just got a car phone. I'm not here at the moment.
Leave me a message and I'll call you when I'm out.... - This is Anthony. Leave me a message at the beep. (beep)
Whoops, I bet you couldn't hear that.
Lemme try again. (Beep) Nuts, once more with feeling.... - You know what I hate about answering machine messages?
They go on and on, wasting your time. I mean, all they really need to say is, "We aren't in, leave a message.... - If I Only Had A Brain":)
I might be in the shower,
I might be gone for hours,
I can't come to the phone.
So, please leave your name and number, If I miss you it'd be a bummer, Leave your message at the tone.... - I'm not at home today, and I might not be home tomorrow.
So please leave a message after the tone. I didn't take a shower today, and I might not take one tomorrow....

