This is Frank. You can leave me a message, but I must warn you
I get annoyed with messages that are hard to read. So please
use your shift key appropriately, avoid overdoing punctuation,
and spell-check your message, or I might ignore it.
-- Answering machine madness - befuddle the caller
I get annoyed with messages that are hard to read. So please
use your shift key appropriately, avoid overdoing punctuation,
and spell-check your message, or I might ignore it.
-- Answering machine madness - befuddle the caller
Related:
- Hello, you have reached dial an unpopular luncheon meat,
I am pimento loaf, leave me a message. -- Answering... - Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right
now.
Leave a message, and then wait by your phone until... - Fairly boring message:) This is John. I can't come to the
phone right now,
but if you leave a message at the tone, I'll return... - This is Alan. Leave me a message and tell me what I can do
to.
I mean, do FOR you. -- Answering machine madness ... - I just got a car phone. I'm not here at the moment.
Leave me a message and I'll call you when I'm out... - This is Anthony. Leave me a message at the beep. (beep)
Whoops,
I bet you couldn't hear that. Lemme try again. (Beep)... - You know what I hate about answering machine messages?
They go on and on, wasting your time. I mean, all... - If I Only Had A Brain":)
I might be in the shower,
I might be gone for hours, I can't come to the phone... - I'm not at home today, and I might not be home tomorrow.
So please leave a message after the tone. I didn't...
From the same category:
- When the Black Camel comes for me, I'm not going to go kicking and screaming
-
I am, however, going to try to talk my way out of it... - Why is Mike Tyson so happy?
Cause he gets O.J. for... - A man should never be ashamed to admit he has been in the wrong,
which is but saying, in other words, that he is wiser... - X windows:
You'd better sit down.
Don't laugh. It could be YOUR thesis project.
Why do it right when you can do it wrong? Live the... - A bee is not a busier animal than a blockhead.
--
Alexander...
