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• I once heard Bill Gates say, "WHAT?!?! Netscape caused an invalid page fault!
  ?! Only Microsoft programs have the code to do that!...
• An OS/2 professional visits a seminar for Windows 95.
  During the practice lesson Bill Gates asks him: "What do you like about Windows95?...
• Bill Gates, have 'em write _real_ code...
• Bill Gates Passes Turing Test LONDON, ENGLAND -- Microsoft proclaimed that they have passed the Turing Test by creating a Bill Gates multimedia simulacrum that crack BBC interviewer Jeremy Paxman couldn't distinguish from the real thing.
  I never would have expected this," Paxman said about the Gates AI program....
• Have you heard about "Sophie's Choice" Potato Chips? They're small, but you can only take one.
• Bill Gates is surfing the Internet, collecting the URLs of anti-Micrsoft websites to send to the legal department for possible libel lawsuits.
  Suddenly the devil appears, and says, "Bill, I've got a deal for you....
• Lisa: Excuse us, Rabbi Krustofsky? Rabbi K: Oh, what can I do for you, my young friend?
  Bart: We came to talk to you about your son. Rabbi K...
• Man 1: Should I finish college? Rabbi K: Yes. No one is poor except he who lacks knowledge.
  Woman: [babe in arms] Rabbi, should I have another child?...
• If you can't make it good, make it LOOK good. -- Bill Gate