Man 1: Should I finish college?
Rabbi K: Yes. No one is poor except he who lacks knowledge.
Woman: [babe in arms] Rabbi, should I have another child?
Rabbi K: Yes. Another child would be a blessing on your house.
Man 2: Rabbi, should I buy a Chrysler?
Rabbi K: Eh, couldn't you rephrase that as a, as an ethical question?
Man 2: Um... Is it right to buy a Chrysler?
Rabbi K: Oh, yes! [chuckles] For great is the car with power steering
and dynaflow suspension!
-- It is written... "Like Father, Like Clown"
Rabbi K: Yes. No one is poor except he who lacks knowledge.
Woman: [babe in arms] Rabbi, should I have another child?
Rabbi K: Yes. Another child would be a blessing on your house.
Man 2: Rabbi, should I buy a Chrysler?
Rabbi K: Eh, couldn't you rephrase that as a, as an ethical question?
Man 2: Um... Is it right to buy a Chrysler?
Rabbi K: Oh, yes! [chuckles] For great is the car with power steering
and dynaflow suspension!
-- It is written... "Like Father, Like Clown"
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Rabbi K: Ah, let's see.
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this I could forgive. The plot of this episode is... - Rabbi K: Hello? Anybody there? I hear breathing but I don't hear
talking.
What's going on here? Hello, mister? Hello, hello... - Announcer: And our first caller is from Shelbyville Heights.
Caller: Yes, hi. With all the suffering and injustice...
