Bill Gates Is Surfing The Internet, Collecting The URLs Of Anti-Micrsoft Websites To Send To The Legal Department For Possible Libel Lawsuits.

Bill Gates Is Surfing The Internet, Collecting The URLs Of Anti-Micrsoft Websites To Send To The Legal Department For Possible Libel Lawsuits.

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Bill Gates is surfing the Internet, collecting the URLs of anti-Micrsoft
websites to send to the legal department for possible libel lawsuits. Suddenly
the devil appears, and says, "Bill, I've got a deal for you. I will turn
Microsoft into a complete software monopoly. Every computer will run Windows.
Every user will be forced to buy Microsoft software. The Justice Department
will look the other way. Everyone will love you. You only have to do one thing:
give me your soul." Bill Gates looks at him and replies, "Ok, sure. But what's
the catch?"

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