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• I once heard Bill Gates say, "WHAT?!?! Netscape caused an invalid page fault!
  ?! Only Microsoft programs have the code to do that!...
• REAL programmers write self-modifying code.
• Have you heard the one about the rabbi, the goat and Bill Gates?
• Quote #629 Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight.
  -- Bill Gate...
• Real programmers don't comment their code. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.
• Real programmers don't comment their code. It was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.
• The gates in my computer are AND, OR and NOT; they are not Bill.
• NT IS UNIX. -- Bill Gate