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• Why shouldn't WOMEN have to put the toilet seat back UP?!
• Why can't you remember to put the toilet seat BACK DOWN?
• SMILEY :-{ -__-: after slamming the toilet sea
• If you sprinkle while you tinkle, please be neat and wipe the seat. -- Toilet graffiti
• With a cucumber, the toilet seat is always the way you left it.
  -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me...
• The hole in a donut and the hole in a toilet seat are made of exactly the same material.
  However, you will not sell many donuts by advertising this fact....
• For sale: Toilet-seat cover. Barely used.
• Honest Ma, I got it from a toilet seat...
• Saturate - the scientific term for sitting on a wet toilet seat.