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• SMILEY :-{ -__-: after slamming the toilet sea
• Those preflight safety instructions: "Your seat cushion can be used as a flotation device.
  Folks, if we're crashing, my seat cushion's gonna be used as a toilet! -- Tom Park...
• Have you actually tasted an airline toilet seat?
• Honest Ma, I got it from a toilet seat...
• Saturate - the scientific term for sitting on a wet toilet seat.
• A beer NEVER leaves the toilet seat up. -- Men vs. Bee
• Lie, cheat, steal, kill, leave the toilet seat up.
• Why can't you remember to put the toilet seat BACK DOWN?
• Why shouldn't WOMEN have to put the toilet seat back UP?!